One of my fellow teachers back in my old life brought this in around holiday time and I still dream of it.  Fortunately she’s not stingy.  

Courtesy of Kathy Bowman


8 oz cream cheese

1 small jar chip dried beef (rise, dry and chop)

6-8 green onions chopped (tops only)

1/8 teaspoon accent

Combined all ingredients above and shape into a ball.  Serve with crackers.